Greta's Playdate with Farrah

Oh Boy, you are asking for it.

Play fair not the ears!

Hi my name is Greta, I am a Bull dog. My master said I could come to Grandma' s house and stay for a few days with her puppy Farrah a Labradoodle. He didn't tell me it would be prison.

Farrah is a nice little puppy, but she can be a pain in the butt once in a while if you know what I mean. My master told his grandma I am a good sleeper hee, hee but have I made a fool out of him. The first night I prowled most of the night and barked at every little noise I heard. I over heard Grandpa saying he only got about a hours sleep that night. The next night I thought I might be a little better, or I would be outside in that prison to sleep. I only had one problem,

I couldn't decide where to sleep, so I kept moving from spot to spot. I finally got on the bed in the spare room, and Grandma, bless her old heart layed down with me so I wouldn't be afraid. Now this was a really nice gesture, because I snore like a freight train, and my farts would peel the paint off the walls. Did I mention how I like to eat? I will eat anything in sight and this has been hard on little Farrah. I can make her think she is not supposed to eat her food because when I am done with mine hers is mine too. The poor skinny little thing is probably getting pretty hungry. Grandma was hand feeding her last night. I don't know if I will be welcome back but Farrah and I have had a good time, we have played a lot. When Farrah gets bigger I am sure this will be a different story.

I must add Farrah can be a mean little vixen.